not a f*cking word pele cortizo-burgess

my friend is a hairdresser and has been talking to me about potentially being a model for a competition their salon is entering. I got this message from her today:

“Ok so the theme is Androgyny. The idea is to make the viewer question the models gender. I showed my co-workers your photos and we all agree you are perfect for our vision. So….I REALLY hope you can do it!!!”

but of course…